ELAKKIYAVIN ELAKIYANGAL

  WH AGAIN 

After a year long encounter of WHY ( refer my first blogpost), now I can see the changes around me. It is not like the society around me has changed. It the question that has changed. Thankful for the change of question (at least) but it remains of same nature (annoying). This time it is double the "WH" questions and also becomes infinite annoying than the earlier "WHY THIS WHY". I know you will be eager to know those two WH culprits. Let me go with one WH  in this blog which is less irritable compared to the other.

WHAT

This WHAT is a very informative word. It will make us inquisitive and helps us develop our knowledge. When you are not aware of something, you get to know about it by asking "what is this".

Example,

when u love an ice cream and ask " WHAT IS THIS FLAVOUR"

Our first English conversation we had with some one - WHAT IS YOUR NAME

when you have no idea about BREXIT, you type google WHAT IS BREXIT

When somebody is stalking at you, you ask WHAT MAN!!!!!!!

When you are in shock or surprise while hearing that your friend is getting married , You say WHAAAAAT|.|.

When you prefer window shopping in malls after asking WHAT IS THE RATE

when you have doubts in a subject, you ask your teacher WHAT is this mam/sir? not only with doubts, when he/she takes extra class , you ask your friend WHAT IS THIS YAAR? (Of course this we do not ask our teacher this unless a friendly one)

when you friend is angry and disappointed, he/she says WHAT THE ----

when you have a happy or a tired day, you say WHAT A DAY..

So the Idea here is, this WHAT is an enquiry tool and it lead to the other enquiry questions like WHY and vice versa. Like WHY IS THIS, LIKE THIS AND NOT LIKE THAT and its keeps on growing. According to me , WHAT and WHY are the questions that make you smart and brilliant . That is Why, scientists, inventors, researchers deals largely with these two. and they know the real use of these questions. 

like 

What is space made of ?

Why gravitational waves are difficult to detect ?

But when these scientists people are rare to find around your surroundings you end up with irrational group ( does not include my loved ones) who use these questions only to annoy you and make you feel bad. At times I wonder, this is the reason why economists assumed Human beings as rational to derive an economic theory because we can only assume they are rational and cannot expect them to be rational. 

Let me explain now, why this WHAT is annoying to me. The various circumstances of that are as follows,

When some one sees you after a long time, they ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING. when you meet some one you should ask HOW ARE YOU DOING at least that will help them. (I just wish JOEY's around to ask me HOW 'u DOIN..). 

When you are working on your dream, you do not wish to answer all the people all the questions all the time. Even if I am answering it, it wont stop there at what are you doing. It just spreads like a tumor with the other WH questions. 

To understand what I am saying, check out my normal annoying conversation with stupid people below,

what are you doing

I am doing this

when you will finish this

I will finish this soon

how long you doing this

For some years

Why dont you do this

yes. I will do that. ( Frankly, I do not want to do what they are suggesting but will accept it in a dire need to finish this conversation). 

-----small silence and pause-----

At this point you think the conversation is over. Actually they are taking a break to start with the next round to annoy you the most.

What your friends are doing 

They are doing this and this. ( mind voice will be like WHO CARES). 

Also answer to this question is a trap. No way you should mention your friends are married. 

If said, you are dead.

oh friends are married... when is your marriage?

At this point, I lose my self. Nothing goes inside my head. I will be a statue.

This is when my hatred for the word MARRIAGE started. If any of you have seen the Tamil movie, "BAMMAL K SAMMANDHAM" you might understand my hatred for the word marriage. In that, the hero's name is bammal k sammandham. If any one asks hero his middle name, he says that is a bad word. that is k = kalayanam meaning marriage. My situation has quite become a same nowadays.